Notes and Making Money
While laying in bed, after waking up to a lovely cold icy morning, I found myself examining a twenty pound note that I was holding for Megan who wanted to borrow it for me. And all I could think about was the book ‘Making Money’ by Terry Pratchett. I’m not a die hard Discworld fan. I’m a bit of a noob to the series but from what I’ve read of the recent books, I...
Today, my lecturer asked if anyone knew what the...
iammia: So I answered “The price of a Big Mac.” And now he hates me. If he can’t handle the truth, bitch shouldn’t ask the question.
I absolutely love this remix of Starstrukk by 3OH!3 featuring Katy Perry. EPIC WIN!
Sorry for the Inconvenience
I was summoned to court the other day because the police were accusing me of driving with no insurance on my car. This was a result of me reporting a crime to the police. The crime in question was an idiot (for lack of a better word) driving straight out of a side road into me and then driving away. A couple of days after reporting the collision the police’s head office had asked me to produce my...
Me and Megan went to watch New Moon over the weekend at Odeon Greenwich which usually involves a ten minute drive from my house, through the Blackwall tunnel and then we’re at the cinema. The film was an improvement from Twilight from my point of view and that’s all I have to say about it. (the effect of the twilight saga on a guy, eh?) As we left the cinema, we drove into some...
Supercars for Eid
It was Eid a few days ago and for those of you who don’t what it is, I suggest you wiki it because all I roughly know about it is that it is the muslim equivalent of Christmas and Easter. And as long as i’ve known about this occasion I’ve always known that muslim people don’t come into school/college/university. But what was surprising for me to hear from my friend was how the Muslim guys go out...
I’m not evil. I’m just misunderstood.– Atif Zaman (university colleague)
During a boring seminar.
Atif: Are you all right?
Me: Yeah .... Why?
Atif: No reason ... Makes me feel better!
(Atif is evil in real life and he knows it as well as I do)
Me and Atif: (Chuckle)
(I show him this chat log)
Atif: I only asked so that it looks like I tried to help in case you commit suicide. You're the second person who has called me evil in the last week!